Worlds First News Satire Site Opens

The world's first satirical news site opened it's metaphorical doors today to a hungry public. The site, currently hosted by, named after a wealthy philanthropist, is set to start a trend. It is expected that in a few years the internet will be inundated with satirical websites. A spokesman for Microsoft has already gone on record stating that the computer giant has it's own plans for a satirical site to appear sometime in 2007.