Happy Joy Schoolgirl Underthing Concern is proud to present for the discerning gentleman a protective device for the wearing against harm from threat of Swine Flu. Crafted from the finest undergarments of hand-picked Nagasaki schoolgirls.
Now you too can have protection you need as well as indulging in ancient sensuous practice from time before the time with complete justification and social respectableness. No shame and complete protection from flus of swine, avians, humans and Spaniards.
Plus now with new size for protection and sniffing pleasure of your dog, cat and pot-bellied pig. Happy Joy Schoolgirl Underthing Concern promises you hours of pleasure and safety.