Oh, my god, plenty of material there already. Go on.
It's called "The Beaver."
Okay, control yourself. Keep calm. Keep Calm.
It's about a man who can only communicate through a hand-puppet.
You mean he talks through his beaver?
Well you could say that, but...
Is it a sort of "Leathal Muppet?"
Sort of. It's also about a border-line crazy person who expresses themselves through objects. But this time it's a hand-puppet and not a hand-gun.
So, it's more like a movie rip off of Nina Conti's act.
I suppose so.
The one thing that bothers me is...
What are they going to call the porn version?
The Beaver will be set free in 2011.