Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Utter Newsense Acquires Klux Noos

Klux Noos
In our constant battle to cover as much of the political spectrum as possible, we've made many alliances with (or takeovers of) all sorts of news outlets. With organisations such as National Rifle News, OurFault Radio, Rainbow Collective Newsletter, Citizens Band Radio, Liberal Elite HiQ app, Reefer Madness Monthly, Mad Scientists Underground Newsgroup and EvolutionLaLaLaLaNotListening.com. Our latest and biggest acquisition is up-and-coming American broadcaster catering for white, paranoid millionaires. So, let us welcome them to the fold. But don't get too close, they'll probably think you're trying to kill them.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Utter Newsense site back up despite best efforts of Google

Cat on Google Hacks BookIt's every online editor's nightmare: Having your domain go down. Well, this editor had his disappear entirely. Admittedly it was his own fault, having decided to reduce the losses of this internet news resource by letting google host it. The only problem: google's online documentation. This combined with the other only problem: an overworked editor, meant that the whole opperation had a downtime that would bankrupt most legitimate news organisations. But not Utter Newrsense. Our middle name is "resilience." That and editorial compaicency. But with all the hosty things now working, and all the stuff happening in the world, expect a new story any time in the next 3 months.

To the future.
The Editor