Utter Newsense Acquires Klux Noos

Klux Noos
In our constant battle to cover as much of the political spectrum as possible, we've made many alliances with (or takeovers of) all sorts of news outlets. With organisations such as National Rifle News, OurFault Radio, Rainbow Collective Newsletter, Citizens Band Radio, Liberal Elite HiQ app, Reefer Madness Monthly, Mad Scientists Underground Newsgroup and EvolutionLaLaLaLaNotListening.com. Our latest and biggest acquisition is up-and-coming American broadcaster catering for white, paranoid millionaires. So, let us welcome them to the fold. But don't get too close, they'll probably think you're trying to kill them.