Monday, February 10, 2014

Denmark begins cull of anything inbred: Racehorse owners and Royal Families fear.

Danish commandos are tonight readying themselves to storm race-horse stables and greenhouses in their bid to stamp out inbreeding. And some say it won't stop there. They say the next phase will be sending the commandos into small, remote villages and it will all end with a huge assault on the royal Danish palace.

A spokesperson for the Danish Society For Inbreeders told Utter Newsense, "This is disgusting. I can't imagine how it would be if they came into my house and carted off my wife and sister. I'd miss her so much."

Prince Marius was described as "anxious."