- What are you doing here?
- Why did you even click on this link?
- You're still reading!
- What is wrong with you?
- You need help!
- This list doesn't get any better.
- I know you hope it will, but it won't.
- The title was the best part, the rest is just filler.
- I'm not saying that to be funny. It's the truth.
- Really, still reading?
- There is no hope for you.
- Frog port salami piggle.
- You are still reading even after a line that made NO SENSE!
- I give up.
- I don't have the patience to write 176 lines just because one sorry example from the internet is so bored he or she'll read absolutely anything.
- I'm stopping.
- I mean it.
- You'll be disappointed.
Told you.
