Britons Demand Right to Keep and Bear Narwhal Tusks

Britons have demanded an amendment to the magna carter or what ever their constitution is called to allow them to keep and bear narwhal tusks. Narwhal tusks have proved an effective weapon in the war on terror in recent days and have kept Narwhals from extinction for 11 million years.

Critics of the scheme have asked the question, "what if narwhal tusks fall into the wrong hands?" To which the critics of the critics explain, "The best way to stop a bad man with a narwhal tusk is a good man with a narwhal tusk."

No Narwhals were available for comment.