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Thursday, December 17, 2009

BBC baffled by artists' refusal to censor song about censorship.

The BBC today stood by their decision to ask the band The C***swingers to censor their latest single, "I don't give a fuck about the word, 'fuck,' gonna fucking say 'fuck' to you." The corporation had originally asked the band to drop the one offensive word from the song without realising it would have left the chorus as "----ity ---- ----, ----ity ---- ----, ----ity ---- ----, ---- ---- ----." A BBC spokesman has said the whole thing was "a bit of a b***s-up." The C***swingers are Kez Shitstorm, Kiz Twatbasher and Humphrey Twistleton-Harbream.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Michael Jackson Movie Said To Be Best Thing Since White, Sliced Bread That Used To Be Brown Bread

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Newsense Records re-release A-Boys First Album

The A-Boys were one of the first and best-loved of the 1980s Boy Bands. They followed the trusted model of putting diverse people together into one room (or in this case, van) and making sure there was something for everybody. There was the brainy one, the good-looking one, the angry one and the crazy one. For a while they were the best-selling artists on Oldsense Records, going triple-platinum with their albums, "The A-Boys", "Van full of Lovin'" and "Love is a pileup (but nobody gets killed)".

Tracks from the First album:

1. Theme From The A-Boys.
2. Oh Won't You Please (Get on the Plane).
3. You're Crazy, Fool!
4. Drink Your Milk.
5. Gonna Make a Love Boat (Outta this Old Farm Equipment)
6. Bad Attitude.
7. I Love It (When a Plan Comes Together).

After the success, there was the inevitable split and solo careers. BA, became Grand Master T and tried his hand, unsuccessfully, at rapping, which was a shame as "You're Crazy, Fool!" and "Bad Attitude" showed he had a delicate soulful voice. Faceboy released only albums and 12" singles because his face looked too small on 7" singles; and when he refused to issue CDs, soon disappeared. Hannibal went on to become a German air ace and won the Iron Cross. And Murdock became a widely respected, if hard to work with, musician releasing many albums that nobody bought.

Next Week: The Spice Team and Take That Mysteries DVDs are finally released.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Music News...

Rolling Stones Defy Science, Tour Again
Maria Carey Defies Public, Tours Again
Elvis Defies Fans, Remains Dead

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Friday, August 12, 2005

Music News in Brief

Boy Lost In Music Since 1976 Found at Earth, Wind and Fire Reunion Concert.
Requests for "Rock and Roll Will Live Forever" Tattoos at all-time Low, says Tattooist.
Pop Revisionists Remove Disco from Pop History Books.

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

Live8 organisers promise to do more for the consciences of stars.

Live8, Sir Robbie Geldorf's follow up to 1985's Live5 [Check this!] promised to do more for the consciences of such stars as U2's Robbie O'Bon and The Police's Robbie Sting. Some of these stars are living in ethical squalor and near moral starvation.

Said Children's author and actress Robbie Madonna, "It's time for us stars to give something back to the community. I have a lot of money, and influence, so I'm going to give a few hours of my valueable time. Time I could be spending finding the next young producer for my new albums. Although, chances are, he might be at Live8 anyway."

Said Tantric guru, Robbie Sting, "I can have sex for 24 hours, so for a 30 minute performance with encore to sing that terrible song at the end, why that's like missing out on a wank. If you call me performing my own songs, 'missing out on a wank.'"

Expected Highlights of Live8:
Pink Floyd to reform and cover Scissor Sisters songs
Spice Girls to Reform and cover Pink Floyd songs
Freddie Mercury to return from dead (unconfirmed)
U2 to split and not pursue solo careers (hopefully)

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Friday, June 17, 2005

Michael Jackson new album track listing released...

(I didn't) Touch the Kid
Molestation Accusation
Courtroom Thriller
Is this because I used to be Black?
I Beat the Rap
(Not Actually) Bad
Billy-Bob Was Not My Lover
The Boy with the Lollypop Head.
Lick It!

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Bono Denies he is to be New Pope

U2 frontman, Bono (real name Brian O'No) has denied that he has been approached to be the next pope. Bono was believed to have been approached because of his humanitarian work, and also to help promote the new album, "How to Dismantle a Pop Song." The band's guitarist The Edge (real name Theodore Edgerow) said, "it would be a great honour to have a pope, there, but I'm sure Bono has not got alot on his plate, there, with all his other work. My own vote would go for Bob Geldorf."

Bob Geldorf (real name Snoop O'Dogg) denies receiving The Edge's vote.

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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Drum and Bass announce Split

It was a musical double-act we thought would always last, but last night the legendary musical double act of Drum and Bass announced to the world, they were splitting up. Music fans and colleagues throughout the world were stunned.

"It's shocking! Absolutely shocking!" said Rock of perennial double-act Rock'n'Roll, outside his luxury home in Tennessee.

The split brings to mind other memorable famous splits, such as that of Country and Western, Jazz and Swing, & House and Garage.

Even the legendary Rhythm and Blues split up before reforming as the lacklustre, R'n'B.

Rock is 63.

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