Bush: "God is a oil-crazed, right-wing loon. But he's God, so what can you do?"

News in Brief

"Nostalgia - it ain't what it used to be," concludes survey of elderly.
Pupils' uprising hopes to make "History" a thing of the past.
English School-boy French becomes official dialect of Dordogne.

New Dutch competitor to the No Waytu: Sp!tsudoku

News Services Accused of Smut

News Services, such as Utter Newsense, have been accused of using images of beautiful women unnecessarily to bolster the appeal of weak stories.



picture of the type mentioned.







A spokeswoman for Utter Newsense Corp. said today, "the accusations are ludicrous. Utter Newsense is a serious News Service, like 'Cat News' or 'T&A In Your Face News Broadcasting'. We bring you the important news on the hour, celebrity news every 30 minutes and Anniek the Bikini Weathergirl on demand."



A woman who could be a spokeswoman if she hadn't chosen a modelling career.




Celebrities such as Lucy Liu,
Halle Berry,
and Cameron Diaz in the shower
are supposedly being used inappropriately it has been claimed. Yet here is a clear example where the pictures are justified, the story being about scantily clad celebrities. See Tomorrow's Utter Newsense for full up to the minute important stories on "Celebrity Bathing Tips."


Answer to yesterday's Nude Waytu:

Latest Impossible Japanese Puzzel: The Su-Zuki.

Picture News

"Chinese artist Zhan Wang makes complete London skyline out of pots, pans and glue.
Destruction promised by extreme cooks, al-Cantina."

Hobbit News Round-up

Only Gay Hobbit in the Village declares himself "Lord of the Rings."
Hobbit gone bad, Osodo Bilbo Ladens, calls for destruction of the Two Towers.
"Golum's Column" dropped from Hobbit News

Next Hobbit News to be published in Rivendeller format